c9 weeks ago: temple run
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7 weeks ago: YOLO
6 weeks ago: Kony
5 weeks ago: Draw Something
4 weeks ago: The Hunger Games
3 weeks ago: Lotto
2 weeks ago: Ridiculously Photogenic Guy
Last Week: Titanic
This Week: Tupac resurrected
Next Week: Alt + Reblog
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“What kind of alien, out of all the placesin the whole wide world, would invade some shitty council estate in South London?” - Attack the Block (2011)
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totally made this at 4 am whoops
No matter who you are, what you have been through, how terrible you have felt, regardless of where you come from, what you do, what you look like, how you behave, always know that one thing above everything else is true.
Jack Harkness would fuck you.
- um
- josh hutcherson looks a lot like squirtle
1. Don’t put drugs in anyone’s drinks.
2. When you see someone walking alone, leave them alone.
3. If you pull over to help a person whose car has broken down, remember not to rape them.
4. If you are in an elevator and someone gets in, don’t rape them.
5. When you encounter a person who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape them.
6. Never creep into a person’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at them from between parked cars, or rape them.
7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.
8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping someone, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times.
9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.
10. Don’t forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking someone out on a date, don’t pretend that you are interested in them as a person; tell them straight up that you expect to be raping them later. If you don’t communicate your intentions, that person may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape them.
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can’t wait for Titanic 4D, when they actually flood the movie theater and people start drowning. and they turn the air conditioning all the way down so it’s really like you’re a part of the movie
sometimes i wonder if kanye west writes fanfiction shipping himself with himself.
